I’ve come across more than a few funny, sometimes thought provoking coffee quotes and here’s a few of my favorites. I know that I’m missing some good ones, so if you have any, please leave them in the comments at the end.
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’
Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino…Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup.
I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.
-From the television show Will and Grace
Coffee falls into the stomach … ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop … the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similies arise, the paper is covered with ink …
-Honoré de Balzac
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Some quotes for those of us who spend too much time in front of the computer:
C:COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?
C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez.
COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.