From now on, I’ll be using this rating system of one to five cups in my reviews. Reviews are totally unscientific and quite possibly very random.
One Cup – Put the coffee down and run away screaming. May be necessary to pour down the drain so that no one else drinks it by accident.
Two Cups – Coffee that wakes you up because it has caffeine in it. That’s about the only good quality. Perfect for days when you’re hungover or running late to work or both.
Three Cups – Everyday kind of coffee. Coffee that’s worth ordering again.
Four Cups – Coffee that makes your eyes perk up and your tongue happy. Coffee worth a second or fifth cup.
Five Cups – Coffee so good that after you read my review, you better go out and get some for yourself. Don’t wait….I said don’t wait. What are you still doing reading this?
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I love the rating system Mike, nice added benefit to reading your coffee reviews.
Thanks! I think long run, it’ll be pretty useful.
Hahaha! Great rating system! I had One Cup coffee recently…yuk!
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Great rating system… I generally have the “Two Cups” type of coffee while rushing to work, maybe from a gas station or Burger King. I generally drink “3 Cups” quality coffee, and have yet to, but hope to soon, drink “Five Cups” coffee.
Just found this blog, can’t wait to read more reviews!
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